Meeting Minutes
April 8, 2011
I. Call to order
President Chandra Shoberg called the meeting to order at 4:02 p.m.
II. Roll call
Present :Chandra Shoberg, Kevin Malec, Roger Johnson, Brian Sanner, Matthew McGregor, Kent Voelkner, Beth Johnson, Angel Soular, Tara Saukko
Not Present: Ashley Winkler, Justin Stutsman, Brent Tweet, Erica Farnham, Katherine Hansberry
III. Approval of the Minutes
The minutes from last meeting were approved by general consent.
IV. Approval of the Agenda
The agenda was approved by general consent after adding ‘Motion for Legacy’ under New Business, item a.
V. Reports
a. Officer Reports-
* There were no Officer Reports
b. Senator Reports-
* Angel- Brought up the idea of having anatomy models that open up so people can play with their organs. She will talk to the faculty and Academic Affairs.
c. Committee Reports
* Parking Task Force- Chandra was not able to attend and she is very upset by that. Brian was also unable to attend because he was studying physics for 13 hours. Tell it to the judge, Brian. Tell it to the judge.
* Beth asks why her committee has canceled all their meetings. Malec will look into it.
* Chandra apologizes for the e-mail she sent out, even though she meant every word of it.
VI. Unfinished Business
a. Constitution Changes- We can’t approve this right now because we don’t have 2/3 of the Senate here. We will do it at GA.
b. ChiliBay- We have over 100 items. Please remember to show up for your office hours.
c. Regional Meeting- Beth will ask Ashley about contacting Bill Berg for the ITV meeting.
d. Twin Ports Leadership- Brian reports that there were over 70 kids present. Roger Reinert and Don Ness were there. Good speakers. Have a Christmas card list for networking. Roger’s workshop was a good reminder that a citizen is a leader. Don Ness gave good quotes. The croissants were also good. Chandra recognizes Brian for all his extra effort.
VII. Advisor Antics
Roger-
* On a bar of Dial soap: “use like regular soap.”
* On the bottom of a package: “do not turn upside down.”
* On the package of airline peanuts: “open packet. Eat nuts.”
* On a food processor: “not to be used for the other use.”
* On a knife: “warning! Keep out of children!”
Kent-
* On a tube of Preparation H: “external use only.”
* Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* Why don’t they make mouse flavored cat food?
* You know that indestructible box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
VIII. New Business
a. Legacy Motion- Kevin moves to make the Legacy Project Committee a standing committee of the LSC Student Senate. Motion was seconded. Discussion. Motion passes.
IX. Announcements
a. What’s the Most Deadly Animal on Earth?- The jellyfish
b. Brian’s Tight Pants- Brian is wearing tight pants. He stands up to model for us. Today he tried to get his phone out of his pants and he thought, “Wow. These pants are tight.” Then he thought, “No. Maybe it’s my rear that’s too big.”
c. Details of GA- The details are written on the agenda.
X. Adjournment
President Chandra Shoberg adjourned the meeting at 4:34 p.m.
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Awesomely Submitted,
Beth Johnson
Student Senate Scribe